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walking through ramer every day, blanchard and I see the same huge gas-guzzling green ford pickup with stickers all over it that say "eatin' chevys, shittin' dodges" and "git 'er done". to top it all off it has a set of balls. I kid you not. BALLS. as in a golden nutsack bolted on to the back of the truck right under the hitch. wtf. hello okie: please total your truck and buy a dodge stratus like a normal human being.

anyway. the internet radio keeps cutting out and it is irritating me.

in other news: I think I'll buy a bodhran. when I'm not broke and our fucking utility bill isn't 275 dollars. because the FUCKING shit-for-brains landlord didn't fix our toilet on any of the 5 occaisions he was in our bathroom to do just that. Dear landlord, stop trying on our makeup and do your fucking job and fix the goddamn toilet. love, me.

two rants right after the other, I'm on a roll.